Bike pile caused by Looney Tunes-style faux tunnel

The girl ran straight into what looked exactly like the same old tunnel. All the others followed suit and then there was just a cloud of smoke with cartoon sound effects coming out of it, and a tangle...
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Freshman distraught after missing sexual orientation

Sadly, Closset was unable to attend sexual orientation, where students are assigned their sexuality for their time here at UC Santa Barbara.
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Carrillo, My Beloved: A Review of Dining Hall Food

Carrillo, with all my heart, I love you, and you will forever be my favorite dining hall. 
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If I Was an Octopus, My Tentacles and I Would’ve Owned the Dining Hall by Now

Well shit! My tummy just rumbled — a foreboding sign that the quest to the dining hall is soon to come. We’ve all dealt with the annoying inconveniences of the dining hall, from not being able to ...
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