Interview with a lagoon crab

We here at the Daily Nexus were honored when Collingsworth agreed to a rare interview. This reporter was lucky enough to sit down with him, and the transcript is provided below.
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New chancellor just dropped: Chancellor Yangcellor!

Chancellor Yangcellor doesn’t like building telescopes on sacred Native HawaiianAmerican land — he likes doing “Where’s Waldo” games and Sudoku!
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