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Best Places To Get Sunburned at UCSB
UCSB is a notoriously sunny and beautiful place. Here are the top five places to soak up the sun and get burned way faster than you’re willing to admit to any of your friends!
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Batcave Sessions with The Anti-Sheist
Join local IV garage rockers The Anti-Sheist as they discuss Twin Peaks, Mac Demarco, and locking themselves in a room with a bunch of big, sweaty guys.
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Local Woman Already Bored Shitless
Just a few weeks into the most highly-anticipated season of the year, area woman Crissy Anderson is already bored shitless.
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Local Trump Supporter Reflects on Detained Children: I, Too Have Been Sent to Detention
UCSB transfer student Chad DeLabia is reportedly “super confused” as to why this whole immigration thing is so darn controversial.
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Brother, can you spare a trash?
Hells lo, my names is Grrr M. Pache. I is racoon who lives in tree behind big human tree with top.
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Not Too Late for Something Weird to Still Happen
Here we are in Week 10, and it just occurred to me that no big meteorological or geographical catastrophe has taken place.
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Senior Woman Has One Week Left to Find Provider
Sidney Davis, a fourth-year economics major, became stressed this week at the realization that she is about to graduate without being in a stable heterosexual relationship that could end in marriage.
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Farewell from the Outgoing Nexustentialism Editor
The Nexustentialism editor from the 2017-2018 school year says goodbye to her beloved section.
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UCen Post Office Staff Think They’re Better Than You
A new hierarchy has presented itself at UCSB. Not related to Associated Students or the Office of Student Affairs, rather the University Center Post Office.
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10 Reasons Why San Nic Is so Sick I’d Suck its Dick
These were the 10 most meaningful experiences, gifts and opportunities that San Nic blessed students with during the 2017-2018 school year!
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Aries
March 21 - April 19
You are a lingering runner's high, watching the sun rise over the cliffs
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
You are the cozy feeling the moment you wake up, nestled under the quilt you got from your grandma
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
You are the burst of inspiration (and motivation) at 3:42 a.m. in the library
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
You are the lopsided Sharpie heart on your Cajé latte
Leo
July 23 - August 22
When you take your shoes off at SBA security and know you're the hot, mysterious airport traveler
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
You are the rush after winning a debate concerning Domino's and Woodstock's
Libra
September 23 - October 22
You are the random wave and smile from a semi-familiar face on the way to Biochemistry
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
You are the first bite of a warm Subway sandwich after a long day
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
You are the relief of getting your feet wet at the beach in the middle of July
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
You are the first non-dining hall meal after a final
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
You are the final stitch in your quarter-long knitting project
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
You are the walk across campus to your favorite song on a cold day: "Sweater Weather"
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