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Get Stuffed: A Pardoned Turkey Speaks Out

Since John F. Kennedy in 1963, each year the president has saved a turkey from becoming dinner and sent it to live out its days on a countryside farm. This merciful gesture, however, is not without co...
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Sorority Girl Forgets Uggs; Cannot Survive El Niño

These past bouts of El Niño have greatly affected the Isla Vista community. Greek Life in general has taken a major hit, resulting in the cancellation of Fratopia daygers and snappa games due to flas...
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UCSB Blood Transfusions Intoxicate Local Hospital Patients

Last Sunday, it was reported that several patients at Sunny Hills Hospital were found to have elevated BAC levels. After a thorough investigation, it was revealed that all intoxicated patients receive...
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Greg Hardy: Innocent Until Proven Guilty?

Staff writer Jorge Mercado discusses one of the more controversial players in the NFL.
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Fantasy Sports Island: Week 11

This week on FSI: "Nobody likes missing the playoffs because that’s as embarrassing as breaking the NFL passing record and getting benched in the same game..."
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“Flip”: Minnesota’s Hometown Hero

The young Timberwolves have a lot to play for this season with the passing of Flip Saunders.
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Controversial Starbucks Cup Breaks Silence

After weeks of silence, I have decided it is time for me to make my statement. I know many of you have been waiting for this moment, so I will keep this short and to the point. Why the hell are so man...
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Campus Comments: The Problems with Biking

Another episode in which students are asked what frustrates them most about their fellow peer bikers.
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NFL 2015: The Year of Injuries

Players have been going out left and right since the first whistles of this season, destroying both NFL teams and fantasy teams around the country.
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10 Isla Vista Commandments

Trumpeted by the thundering waves, bellowing frat boys and wailing sirens of a Friday night in Isla Vista, the great Chancellor Yang descended upon one unworthy Nexus writer to set forth a set of rule...
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A Breakup Letter to Trader Joe’s

Look, I’ve got to say something here, but don’t think this means I love you any less, because that’s just not true; my love will never change. You’ve taken me places and done things for me I d...
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Kobe Bryant: The Lakeshow Sensei

Without a doubt Kobe Bryant will go down in NBA history as one of the greatest to ever play the game. As fulfilling it is to see the Black Mamba back on the court after an injury riddled span of three...
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Nexclusive: Men’s Tennis News

Men’s Tennis explains how they made history this year. Go Gauchos!
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The Comprehensive Roommate Breakdown

The term “roommate” is a funny one. Per the perennial linguistic powerhouse, dictionary.com, it is simply defined as, “a person who is assigned to share or shares a room or apartment with anothe...
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Twitter Threatens Male Masculinity

In case you missed it, Twitter unveiled a new way to show your appreciation of another person’s tweet this week. Instead of having the option to “favorite” a tweet with a star, you now “like...
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