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CEOs Speak at Annual ‘Entreprenuership 101’ Conference

April 2, 2002 by

The Center for Entrepreneurship and Engineering Management held its annual Entrepreneurship 101 conference in Corwin Pavilion on Saturday, March 9.
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New Review Requests Submissions

April 2, 2002 by

The Law and Society Review, recently established by UCSB Law and Society Program Chair Eve Darian-Smith as the nation's first online publication for undergraduate law and society majors, began taking ...
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What’s gone wrong in Montecito

April 1, 2002 by

Crabgrass. Leased Lexuses. Mid-priced wine. Turgid brie. Gas-powered leaf-blowers shattering the morning silence. Un-neutered dogs mating in the streets. When you add it all up, it has some Montecitan...
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Sheriff-elect Anderson shave mustache, dyes hair

April 1, 2002 by

Is a new hairdo and shave reason enough to lose a job in Santa Barbara County?If you ask Sheriff Jim Thomas, it is.
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Nanosystems Institute cures parking problem with very small cars

April 1, 2002 by

The proposed construction site for the new California NanoSystems Institute (CNSI) building will eliminate 1,407 parking spaces at UCSB.
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Now we’re treating you with respect, you worthless morons

April 1, 2002 by

We hold our readers in high regard here at the News-Suppress.
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College Republican American Hero Lecture: Saten, Hitler, Simon

April 1, 2002 by

The UCSB College Republicans announced a lineup for the fall, 2002 "American Heroes" lecture series that includes several well-known conservatives as well as unknown conservative Bill Simon, Jr., the ...
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Isla Vista building delayed by berrinal, urinal pools

April 1, 2002 by

Local environmental groups are mounting a campaign to oppose the construction of new sidewalks in Isla Vista on the grounds that such improvements would be damaging to local wildlife.
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Young Voices: who I did on spring break 02′

April 1, 2002 by

Matt, John, Jose, Paul, Jeff ... to name a few that I remember. This Spring Break was packed with stuff to do.
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Isla Vista historic sites suffer from too many visitors

April 1, 2002 by

They are the unappreciated places of Isla Vista, but at the same time, the most appreciated.
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Snowy plovers take law into their own hands

April 1, 2002 by

A young plover tucks his assault rifle under his wing and marches methodically along the barbed wire fences. From behind enemy lines, he scornfully eyes nature's biggest enemies: surfers, small childr...
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feature photo: Godzilla visits campus

April 1, 2002 by

Editor’s Note: This story is from the April Fool’s issue of the Daily Nexus.
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U.S. Army nukes the Philippines

April 1, 2002 by

A U.S. salvage team has found the remains of five American servicemen killed in the Army helicopter which accidentally dropped a nuclear bomb while participating in a counter-terrorism drill in the so...
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ZZ Top held at Guantanamo Bay

April 1, 2002 by

KANDAHAR, Afghanistan (AP) - The first planeload of ZZ Top bandmembers and their bearded fans departed from a Marine base at Kandahar's airport Sunday night and was flown to a U.S. military detention ...
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Marklar expects Marklar to introduce marklar

April 1, 2002 by

Marklar (AP) - President Marklar renewed his appeal for a marklar stimulus marklar Marklar as part of his 2003 marklar that proposes $591 billion in new marklar reductions, including a permanent exten...
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