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All’s Not Lost With Your Stolen CDs

You go out to party on a Friday night and after a few drinks - soda, of course - you come home to find that someone has gone through the apartment and taken your collection of Doors, Led Zeppelin and ...
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Blue Traffic Lights: Globalization Gives Folks What They Want

The fact that there are few places left on earth to which one can travel and encounter unfamiliarity with at least some aspect of life in this globe-spanning Goliath has been used to argue that Americ...
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Forget Mad Cow; Sick Fish Are a Greater Health Hazard

If, after the recent mad cow scare, you thought eating fish was a safer dinner option, think again. While the health effects associated with mad cow disease are severe, the scope of the problems remai...
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Dissatisfaction the Only Thing Growing on Crowded Campus

Over Winter Break, I drove onto campus and walked around. I was struck by the changes I have seen since I came here in 1967. The campus has become much more crowded and much less pleasing over the pas...
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Speaking My Language

Made it through the first week. It's nice to be back in school. In case you didn't notice, the 'human didn't have much to say on the academic front last quarter. Yeah. Didn't do too well.
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The State of the State

A well-delivered speech can give you a gut feeling. Words are emotionally coded. They carry inferences, demands and promises. Coming from the mouth of a masterful politician and/or actor, well-choreog...
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Government Clowns Scare America

With the United States on Code Orange, now is a great time to consider the role that fear plays in public policy. You could argue that it doesn't. There are, after all, no laws against spiders, ninjas...
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The Artful Dodger: An Early Start for Failure

They say the best way to guarantee you won't do something is to make it a New Year's resolution. Look at me for living proof of this adage. We're only a few days into the year and already I'm an utter...
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Scouring Dregs of Media for Guilty Pleasures

It's considered the detritus of the media, an investment in waste management. The presence of reality television, low-scale comedy and fashion periodicals induce an automatic gag reflex with a covert ...
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Inquiring ‘Humans Want to Know

You didn't think the weatherhuman was going to miss Britney's wedding day did you? No sir, I was there. I rode in on the same cold wind that will soon blow her completely out of the music business and...
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Mad, You Say?

Good to see that DNA testing has determined that one crazy cow was from Canada. I knew no American would carry that irrational disease.
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This Ain’t Sea World, Kids

The storm season is upon us, the new students are settled in and the parties are plentiful. The mundane mid-year slump is hitting, so hookups at this time of year are particularly shameless, and just ...
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I.V. Police Have Priorites, Even for Jell-O

I sometimes see a fight at one party but the police are too busy giving someone an MIP (Minor in Possession of Alcohol citation) down the street to notice. Do the police have a priority system on how ...
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No Cost, No Receipt

Back to school time - I'd call it Hell if it weren't so fucking freezing outside.
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Now it’s Time to Relax

Feeling better today. Feeling like it's good to be home (when you've been here as long as the 'human has, this is home).
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